Dini

“Dini… the sides of your chapattis aren’t baked at all…c’mon this way your mom-in-law will throw you out of her house…”

“And Dini, what is this? You’re getting darker by the minute. I’m getting Garnier Sun Block for you, and you’re having to wear that... okay?”

“What the hell Dini. Facing the computer day in and out, your glasses are getting thicker. I won’t take you to the doc this time around. Nor would I let anyone take you. One should pay for her actions…”

“Be a girl Dini…what is that bird’s nest doing on your head hun? Want to make your hair look like Shakira’s hun? The next thin’ I’m gonna make sure is that poster of hers goes straight to the dustbin…!”

“Wear clothes Dini honey. Not leaves. And I don’t include three-fourths when I say clothes!!!”

“Dini honey, no more chewing gum at home, promise me…sweetie”

“And who is it that you’re stuck to on the phone every night? Not some guy I suppose?”

“Next time we’re having relatives, do me a favor. Fold your hands and utter a namaste before I beg you to. It’s so embarrassing for me to ask you.”

“Dini, leave that paint brush alone, that hasn’t earned you anything in life. And it’ll neither do in future…I bet!”

“Seven mugs of coffee a night will render you insomniac. You know what kinds of health problems await you when you’ll be my age?”

“Your inbox is overflowing Dini. Who’s maddy? And Abby? And all these people I don’t know? Have sane friends please. Call them home for dinner. I’ll tell you which ones not to keep. Bad company is the worst thing that can happen to you now.”

“And stop speaking like Meg Ryan after you’ve seen Harry met Sally for the umpteenth time. We shall have to incinerate the DVD otherwise…”

“Dini…”

“Are you listening to me…? Or just nodding with earphones plugged in? Hmm??”

10 comments:

anirudh said...

beautiful post dini.. just loved it.. the expression here is bigger than everything..

--xh-- said...

oh man.. some one peeping to Dinis inbox too? LOl abt friends.. someone is very scared to let Dini go and take care of herself...

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

hey im reading ur blog for the first time n i just loved this post...its something almost everyone can relate to... am blogrolling ya....
n chk out my blog when u can

d SINNER!!! said...

hah...

liked the daily buzz...

Rashi said...

b'ful...shall drop in more

wildflower said...

@ anirudh
hmm..hope i can blog better!

@ Anoop
yea :) someone cares..n i lowe it wen ppl care...

@ harini
flattered!
i sure will :)

@ sinner
:D

@ Rashi
thnk ya..always welcum :)

Anonymous said...

awesm!

wildflower said...

who anonymous??
nt again..puhlz :(

manas said...

well worded..

SammY said...

"Call them home for dinner. I’ll tell you which ones not to keep." -- This the best part :)